Warhammer: Starting the Tzeentch System, I Became the King of Fun

[No logic, just fun] The Emperor of Mankind sat on a golden toilet, half dead and half alive. "Do you think it's better for him to be dead or alive?" The protein block stood on Luo Lin's hand and asked him questions. Luo Lin was on pins and needles and answered truthfully: "It's best to be half-dead right now." This was because it was said so on the Internet before the time travel. "Smart." The door panel next to him suddenly clapped his hands in praise, and the protein block in his hand immediately returned to calm and normal. Only then did Luo Lin dare to stuff it into his mouth to fill his stomach. The door panel continued to spread his hands: "What can I do? If he is allowed to live, most of humanity will perish. If all mankind perishes, he will have no worries. Without worries, he will not have to sit on the toilet all the time. If he does not sit on the toilet, he will return to his full glory. Once he returns to his full glory, we will not be able to defeat him." "And if we let him die, his soul will come to the back garden to mess with us. He is frozen right now. He can only be left half dead." The door panel fell and it was quiet. Then a flower pot jumped out again, with his hands behind his back and a sigh. "What can I do, I can only keep the status quo and make do. I have lived for too long, and I am bored. I like your swordsmanship, so I choose you. You only need to go out and have fun, and I will see the fun through your eyes to satisfy my interest. Of course, the benefits will not be missing from you." Luo Lin's soul trembled, and he thought with a crying face, you only talk about the advantages and not the disadvantages, but he could only bow and reply: "Honorable Lord Tzeentch, I will do what a dog and a horse can do."