
I'll Change Your Body. What Do You Mean by Calling Me an Evil God?
给你换个身体,说我邪神什么意思
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Dwarf jokes
1. Dwarves cannot pull out the Sword in the Stone because they cannot reach the hilt 2. Dwarves cannot learn useful things at home before venturing out because there is no "expert" to guide them 3. Dwarves are weak to Mire, even if it only hinders movement for others 4. Dwarves are easily killed Controlled by a spiritual mage, because there are fewer materials 5. Dwarves cannot enter the Demon King's City because the door handle is too high 6. Dwarves cannot use some technologies, such as the technology of humans hunting goblins 7. Dwarves are best not to participate in adventures involving water projects, otherwise their lives will be in danger Danger 8. The large armor forged by dwarves is the best, because only dwarves can forge inside the armor 9. The reason why dwarves are famous for producing high-quality ore is that the amount of work in their mining tunnels is much smaller than that of other races 10. The mounts used by dwarves are in human The human race seems to be about the same size as a domestic pig 11. There used to be a dwarf who liked to ride a horse very much, until the horse grew too big and he could not climb it 12. To humans, the high-walled fortress of the dwarves was just a wall not much higher than the head 13. The dwarves of the past were keen on creating spiritual objects. Until their books of hatred started telling dwarf jokes 14. Dwarves basically have horns on their hats, but in fact dwarves don't like horns. The horns are prepared to prevent adventurers from sitting on their heads when they are sitting in the tavern 15. The armor prepared by other countries when attacking the dwarves is labor boots 16. Why do dwarves and elves have a bad relationship? Because the proud elves never bow their heads 17. Writing the Book of Hatred is a big project for the dwarves. In addition to the common pen and ink and paperweight, you also need a ladder that allows the dwarves to reach the latest page of the Book of Hatred 18. Once the dwarves were on the verge of destruction, and the dwarf king prepared to burn the treasure house with fire to prevent the enemy from taking it away. At this time, the enemy changed their mind and called a truce, because they realized that if the Dwarf King burned the Dwarf Joke Collection, it would be the biggest loss to the entire continent 19. Someone once hired dwarves as bodyguards on the grounds that they could serve as thorns in the ground that would not be noticed by others. And in an emergency, you can get a flaming ground thorn by telling dwarf jokes 20. Although almost all races can be infected into vampires, because vampires rarely bow their heads, there have been no dwarf vampires so far 21. Dwarves will record the slander of dwarves by other races, and other races basically don't care about it. Because when the Book of Hatred was too thick for dwarves to read, other races got a book of jokes 22. The gunpowder technology of the dwarves once made other races very angry, but it was not until humans developed trench tactics that the dwarves' advantage ceased to exist 23. The reason why dwarves like beer instead of wine is that the grape trellis is too high for dwarves. And even if there are grape dwarves, they can't get out of the pot of grapes 24. Dwarves like to drink beer but they almost never get drunk. Because they can't get high 25. Why is the Dwarf King also called the High King? Because the more a race lacks something, the more it will emphasize it 26. Humans' methods of dealing with trolls were learned from dwarves. But no one knows why dwarves are good at challenging giants 27. The weight of the war hammer used by dwarves is much heavier than that used by humans. Because even if the dwarf fell down while swinging the war hammer, his height would hardly change 28. Because the dwarves made too many jokes, the High King thought of a very clever way to solve it. But he couldn't reach it because it was too high 29. A human forging genius was admitted to the dwarf forging guild under exceptional circumstances. Because he was so tall, the dwarf had to break the grid to stand up straight 30. Why do dwarves like to drink strong drinks? Because alcohol concentration is the only word that can be used to describe high in dwarf culture 31. Dwarves always strive to be first and never fall behind. Because farting in the face is difficult for other races to understand 32. Humans told a joke to dwarves, but because the joke was too tall for dwarves to reach, only humans laughed 33. Before you customize a weapon for dwarves, be sure to specify the specific size in advance instead of using full-body, half-body, etc. To describe it. Someone once customized a life-long sword from a dwarf, but only got a dagger that was too short 34. An experienced pirate would never jump to join a dwarf's ship. Because you don't know how many dwarves behind the railing will jump up and smash your kneecaps when you jump onto the empty deck 35. Dwarves never worry that other races will steal their armor, because they can't get in 36. Why don't ogres like dwarves? Because you don't like Lego bricks on the floor either 37. Dwarves cannot develop high technology 38. A human baby is raised by dwarves. When the baby grew up, the dwarves thought that the baby was suffering from gigantism 39. No matter what era, dwarf bodyguards are always the best. Because nothing can slip under their noses 40. Last year, a person was sent an assassination notice by the dwarves. But he is still alive this year, because the threshold of his house is knee high 41. If an elf likes to use downward chop, it means that he has participated in the war against the dwarves 42. Humans and dwarves argue endlessly about who invented gunpowder first. But other races think it was invented by humans, because gunpowder is high-tech 43. Almost all races have legends of extraordinary beings, except dwarves 44. I swear never to be with dwarves again Charged, he said he would follow my steps, but the enemy only saw me and the shield that could run on the snow at my feet 45. "This life is short." The ogre commented on the three major shortcomings of the charcoal-roasted dwarves 46. Although dwarves use magic, they are staunch materialists, because those who cannot fulfill their wish to grow taller will be labeled as magic sticks by them 47. When people can't tell which side, talk about When a dwarf joke is funnier, they will catch a dwarf and see if he gets angrier when he hears which joke, and that joke will win 48. Dwarf jokes are as widespread as dirty jokes, so why aren't they banned? Because dwarf jokes are only vulgar 49. Why are dwarf jokes so easy to write? Because dwarf jokes do not need elegant decoration 50. The postman will not accept the packages sent by the dwarves, because they may hide them in the packages and spend the money of sending the packages to achieve the purpose of their trip 51. The seats used by dwarves to entertain guests are usually called matza 52. Do you know why almost no one draws dwarves' books? Because drawing a book requires superb skills 53. Dwarves: Our muskets can hit 150 steps; Humans: Our muskets can hit 100 steps; Elves: Humans' muskets have a longer range (neither of them lied) 54. If you can't find your dwarf friends, you can make a preliminary self-examination to see if you have meningitis 55. The study of dwarf fortress defenses is a required course for commanders of all races in different worlds. Not only because the ground defense system is strong and durable, but more importantly, the fortress's air defense ideas are far ahead of the world, providing a lot of experience for all races to engage in city wall battles 56. The person written down in the first page of the first page of the dwarf's current book of hatred has never told dwarf jokes. He only used the three spells of activated object, wide area sound transmission and levitation for the previous book of hatred. Now at eight o'clock every night, the whole continent can hear the dwarf jokes in the Book of Hatred 57. Why are there so many dwarf scholars in the Temple of Knowledge? Because it is easier for dwarf scholars to unlock the achievements of a lifetime of works 58. Although dwarves are as strong as the head of a battering ram, they cannot be used as battering rams to hit the city gate, because this requires tying up four or five dwarves at once, and preventing them from fighting with each other 59. How to judge How good is a dwarf joke? Tell it to the dwarf again. If he stands on the ladder he carries and beats you, it means that for the dwarf, it is just a formality. If the dwarf jumps up and hits you on the knee, it means that the dwarf is impatient. If the dwarf takes out a book Write and draw on it to indicate that the joke is good. If he takes the book and turns it towards you, you must tell me the joke 60. The Necromancer will use different materials according to racial characteristics . The corpse of a giant dragon will become a bone dragon, human spines can be made into swords, and dwarves are the perfect material for making toothpicks 61. The dwarves' manufacturing industry is very developed, so their artillery is more than 10 times larger than their operators, but in the eyes of others they are normal sizes 62. The dwarf king once tried to build a mounted cavalry force, but failed in the end. Because he found that he needed to carry a ladder with him to mount the horse 63. Dwarves like to keep long beards that can even be dragged to the ground, because they believe that the beards dragged to the ground can complete the cleaning work by themselves, so they do not need to import cleaning supplies from humans. But the elves need it, because even if an elf keeps a beard for a lifetime, it will not reach the level of beard mopping the floor 64. In order to prevent giants from invading their homes, the dwarves built an insurmountable high wall on the border. But when the giants attacked the dwarves, they only found a section of stone as high as a field ridge 65. The wine brewed by the dwarves is the strongest in the continent, because the dwarves' pursuit of heights far exceeds that of other races 66. The place where the dwarves live is surrounded by a forest of giant trees. The dwarves believe that these giant trees are obstacles that cannot be passed by the armies of other races. But when the human adventurers came to the dwarf border, they only saw a small forest 67. Trolls like dwarves very much, which is incomprehensible to other races. But according to the troll's own internal statement, the dwarves can use the bones as toothpicks after eating them 68. Dwarfs are usually considered the best way to deal with goblins, because the general IQ of goblins cannot allow them to realize that species shorter than themselves can harm themselves 69. There was a tyrant in human wars, and he would kill everyone taller than a wheel to stabilize his rule. But the dwarves considered him a benevolent king. Because even if the wheel is lying flat on the ground, it is taller than the dwarves 70. The dwarves have always thought that humans are pitiful, because in their view, humans and they are both dwarves, but humans suffer from gigantism 71. In almost any race, the title of dragon slayer definitely represents the pinnacle of personal martial arts, except among dwarves. Because the dwarves can get into the nostrils of the dragons while they are sleeping and then enter their bodies to kill the dragons. And even if the dragon wakes up, there is no threat, because dragons usually do not think that they will be killed by four-legged ants 72. The construction speed of dwarf buildings is extremely fast, but various races usually think that it is the reason why dwarf buildings require very few materials rather than the advanced technology of dwarves 73. When dwarves invite you to swim, do not easily agree, because the water usually can only cover your ankles 74. What dwarves hate most is rainy days. Because for dwarves, rainy days mean going out by boat 75. In the stories of dwarves, quicksand and swamps that swallow people often appear. However, after field research, anthropologists found that it can only sink to the chest at most, which puzzles anthropologists 76. I think we should not make jokes about our dwarf teammates, because he has recorded our jokes in his book of hatred; it's okay, our last dwarf teammate has already fallen from his book of hatred and died 77. I really didn't expect that I would die fighting side by side with an elf Why should I kneel to death later? 78. Brother, why are you, an elf, better at practicing vertical chops than horizontal chops? ; That was a long time ago, when dwarves and elves were evenly matched 79. I don't understand why dwarves like to drink ale instead of wine? ; Please, can you think about the difference between wheat and grapevines? 80. The singing of the sirens will attract people to jump into the sea and drown. But if everyone drowns, who will bring back this knowledge? The answer is that dwarves cannot climb over the railing of a ship 81. Why do dwarves usually appear as brave rather than smart? ; Because it is difficult for dwarves to have brilliant ideas 82. If you feel that you are useless, you might as well think about dwarf kneepads. What on earth could attack a dwarf's knees? 83. A human noble, an elf scholar, an orc warrior and a dwarf businessman were traveling in the wilderness and were unfortunately surrounded by cannibal tribes. The human noble said that he was of noble status, and now he would let him go as if nothing had happened. The cannibals didn't know what a noble was, so they still wanted to eat him. The elf scholar said that he could teach the cannibals knowledge, but the cannibals were unmoved. The orcs pulled out their swords and shouted at the cannibals angrily. The cannibals were so frightened that they let the three of them go. ; This story tells us that as long as you are short enough, you can slip away without anyone noticing. 84. Why are dwarves so eloquent? ; Because they don't speak phrases 85. In this world, don't be kind and take in people lying on the ground, because you are not sure whether they are abandoned children or drunken dwarves
To be honest, if I were a vampire, I would never suck the blood of a dwarf, because who wants to lie on the ground and eat?
What does it mean to be flat? Do you want to be our enemy?
I will write you into the book of hatred😡
This is the first time I see a comment section full of dwarves.
It's a street story. After seventy chapters, it doesn't feel like it's worth spending money on. I'm stuck and I can't find a way out. I finally found a body that can move freely. I also wasted time and ink on an unfavored duke's daughter and a younger sister who I can't see how it can be useful. I learned how to write mushrooms but no one has the strength. I learned four different things. The background of the world is also unclear, and I can't distinguish the priorities at all.
1. Dwarves have always been a race with great potential for development. Because no matter which industry they are in, they can always encounter guidance from experts. 2. Dwarves are usually good at fighting. After all, just be careful about the top of your head. 3. Dwarves were discriminated against in big cities because of their height, so they posted notices at the city gates to warn residents in the city not to discriminate against dwarves, but it had no effect. Because the notice was posted by dwarves, normal people cannot see it. 4. People usually know that dwarves are good at digging and forging, but people usually don't know that dwarves are actually very good at swimming. After all, it is normal to encounter underground water in mining projects. The 1 meter deep pool is the swimming pool. 5. Do you know why many libraries store books like The Complete Collection of Dwarf Jokes that directly attack the dwarves, but why don't the dwarves fight back? Because the book is too high and cannot be reached.
Transfiguration writing through the flow of masks. I feel like it's well written, but the introduction is not marked. After reading the latest chapter, I realized that I haven't changed back yet. It would be a pity not to watch the change. If you like transformation, you can watch it
Dwarf jokes 2
At the all-race games, the dwarf ran fast and then jumped hard. He successfully crossed the obstacle and landed perfectly. His jump broke the world record of the dwarf high jump. The dwarves hugged each other excitedly to celebrate this glorious moment, but I want to say one thing: My dwarf friends, what is going on here is a hurdle race The anthropologist said: " According to research, the dwarves have never established an empire. " The dwarf historian laughed: "Of course, we have only established the 'land' kingdom. " When dwarves and humans went on expeditions, there were often smooth roads. People originally thought it was the work of horse hooves, but after inspection, they found that they were dwarves who had been trampled. The elf baby sitting on the mother's shoulder: "Mom, mom, we have climbed to the top of the mountain. You see, the people below are as invisible as the dwarves." The elf mother: "Silly boy, we haven't started climbing yet, these are the dwarves." The dwarves used to like to dig up moles to eat, because first, it is convenient to catch, and second, it can be used to simulate exploring in the dungeon. Over time, this became a traditional activity of the dwarves, but this activity was abandoned soon after, because I don't know who said that mandrakes are abundant in places where gophers are infested. Dwarves will attack the vulgar and unreasonable drunkards in the bar, but they rarely quarrel with the bard. Because the jokes told by the bard are too long, the dwarves can only understand short jokes "There used to be two theories in the dwarf wizard community. One is that dwarves are some kind of magical creatures, and the other is that they are female dwarves. They are all hiding in a certain dwarf-specific plane. ""Which theory won?" "The mage who invented the hair removal technique" "Oh~ I really like this kind of long skirt. Why should I cancel this kind of long skirt? The skirt of the long skirt was designed to be very large. In order to allow the nobles to socialize for a long time, the interior was required to accommodate two maids to help the nobles go to the toilet. " "It was canceled because it was too indecent, but the main reason was that an assassin hid a platoon of heavily armored dwarves in the long skirt and assassinated the Duke. " A dwarf druid used wood skin on himself, and the god of nature responded to him and was deeply inspired by it, so there was a winter melon in the world. The dwarves nursed their children until they were ten months old before discovering that they were clumps of yarn used by elves to knit their sweaters "Have you heard? Yesterday, on the plain outside the city, the dwarf warrior in our team single-handedly singled out the entire goblin camp!" "Wow! The battle must have been fierce, right?" "I don't know, the grass was tall and green, and we didn't see anything. The sirens would lure the crew into jumping into the sea with their songs br>But how did this information come out Answer: Dwarves cannot climb over the ship's railing Dwarves always hate the bound edition of the Book of Hatred, because it will make the dwarves forget their original hatred, but fortunately the dwarves can divide it into a whole library, but no one knows why the library is also recorded in the Book of Hatred It is because the dwarves make too many jokes, which leads to humans knowing nothing about the history of the dwarf race. After all, no intelligent civilization's jokes will account for 70 to 80 percent of the history of civilization, which has led to humans spending a lot of time repeating the translation of everyone's jokes Don't ask the local half-elves and dwarves for directions, because they can only be considered half-natives The only race to survive from the four horsemen of the apocalypse is the dwarf; because conquest always raises its head proudly; war thinks that dwarves are children; hunger Huang thought that the dwarves were all malnourished; Death thought that the dwarves were all stones The dwarves in the computer age were surprised to find that the AI book of hatred would automatically iterate the part about insulting them; until they found out that the AI was sorting out the dwarf jokes When humans first met the dwarves, they went to collect the corpses. If you looked at them from a distance, you would think they were stuck to the ground Why do the wooden bar stools have no beams? If you put beams between the legs of the stool, it will become a single cell for a flat person 4:3 people The reason why dwarves are very strong is that every time they hear a dwarf joke, they have to climb to the top of the Book of Hatred to write down new hatreds, and they become very strong over time The dwarves have actually lost the Book of Hatred for a long time, because every time they pass by the Book of Hatred, they think it is a tall tower. > Or maybe dwarves are great at smelting iron. They may have been slave miners in the human kingdom, and maybe the larger dog holes were reserved for dwarves Dwarves in the past did not always have big beards, but dwarves without beards gradually became extinct because they were treated as children and stopped outside the tavern, so now we can only see dwarves with long beards. ---- "The Evolution of Dwarves" The longest career of dwarves is not It's brewing and forging. They have been writing the Book of Hatred since very early. The first page of the Book of Hatred is the "big" explosion of the universe Humans used to worry about being written into the Book of Hatred and being retaliated against, until they saw the thickness of the Book of Hatred. Revenge is a "long" thing The life of a dwarf focuses on four things, forging, drinking, writing a book of hatred and revenge A dwarf once made a wish to become a peaceful person. As tall as humans, his wish came true, and he also discovered that dwarves have a fear of heights Dwarves were once considered a rude race, because dwarves could only see human chests when they raised their heads Dwarves once established a good relationship with human children, but this relationship was ended by their physical gap within a few years Dwarf biologists once made models for humans to introduce the human race, until there was One day, they realized that adults also have brains How many dwarves do it take to change a light bulb? The answer is eleven. Ten dwarves stacked up to change the light bulb, and one went to write the book of hatred The dwarves claimed that dwarves were not short, and then cited several cases. These cases were later discovered that they were actually human dwarfs The dwarves saw that humans would wear high heels to slightly increase their height. Not long after, humans saw a group of dwarves on stilts, but this invention quickly disappeared among the dwarves, because climbing on stilts was too difficult for the dwarves The dwarves believed that they were very powerful, after all, they believed that everything concentrated was the essence The dwarves were always informal The dwarves felt that the paperless office was a good thing, after all, they no longer had to carry a ladder to open the door. The Book of Hatred. Unfortunately, when scanning and uploading, two dwarves who went up to read the book fell off the book and were injured. The dwarves at the lumberyard felt that the wages were too low and sued the court. The judge asked the defendant's operators why they were paid so little. He said that these dwarves had been cutting down tree stumps as trees. Humans and dwarves exchanged construction experiences to understand why their city walls were built so fast and high because the dwarves found that the library could no longer hold their tall and thick book of hatred. One day, a human bard met an elf priest. Human: Oh, dear priest, I don't know why my calves have been so painful these days. Elf: Did you go somewhere? Humans told me. Wherever the elf had been in the past few days, the elf took out a bottle of holy water and asked the human to apply it on his calf The human was confused and asked: Was I attacked by a ghost? Didn't I remember that the ghost only attacked the upper body? The priest replied: Yes, you are right, but the one who attacked you was a dwarf ghost. Sociologists discovered that there is a kind of wine that is never sold among dwarves. Later, they found that this kind of wine can only be used by dwarves. Packed in a goblet Do you know the difference between the Book of Hatred and the Dwarf Joke Collection? The Book of Hatred is a combined hardcover version of the Dwarf Joke Collection. Nobles like to buy small bucklers from dwarf craftsmen, but what they don't know is that they are actually giant shields of dwarves. Dwarves have more famous scholars than famous human scholars Because it is easier for dwarves to unlock the achievement of a lifetime of works. Your situation is very serious. The dwarf king originally planned to write you into the book of hatred, but gave up because the book of hatred was too thick The king announced an attack on the dwarf country, and the clever craftsmen wiped out all the enemies with several large barrels of hot mercury It is said that the dwarf is invincible in battle, and in fact it is true. After all, he only needs to put the shield on his head to block your attack, and the direction you want to block is But there are too many Dwarves don't like farming, because after every autumn harvest, they need to cut down too many wheat as tall as themselves. Of course, the crop they hate most is corn, because it takes too much time to cut down one corn, and if you fall it in the wrong direction, you will hurt yourself A human knight received a full-body armor made by a dwarf master. He was full of praise and asked curiously: "Why is the crotch armor so thick and strong? Even more than the breastplate? " The dwarf master patted his leg: "I speak from experience. In our opinion, the 'vital points' in your body that are most vulnerable to attack... Are located low. " Traverser has launched a fighting character based on various races. After it was launched, it received a lot of complaints. Most of them were that the dwarves' attacks were all in the lower part, which was too bad. The developer's reply was that it is impossible for you to hit the dwarves with uppercuts The dwarves have a way to ensure that their steam tanks will not be on the battlefield. Being driven away by the enemy, even people who know nothing about engineering can understand it at a glance, but you'd better not say it in front of the dwarf The dwarf is not short of legs at all, but focuses all its attributes on armor and burst. Others rely on pulling to fight, while the dwarf mainly relies on ground maneuvers. The dwarves claimed that they would poke the ears of everyone who spread dwarf jokes, but there are currently no relevant reports. Reports of calf injuries have increased significantly The dwarves announced that they were building a giant terrifying mecha. The elf spy took a peek out of curiosity, and then reported the dwarves to capture humans for inhumane mechanized experiments gm: The dwarves and elves entered the cave, the mechanism in the cave was activated, and the water overflowed over your head gm: (entering the battle round) Dwarf: (mine or my teammate's) gm: (...) Then the dwarf entered the underwater battle alone The dwarves' army was once very powerful, but in modern times it is true that Suddenly died, people usually think that the breech-loading gun ended the dwarf army, but the latest historical research shows that it was not the breech-loading gun that ended the dwarf army, but the trenches. Dwarves do not like the term "dwarves", obviously they are not short compared with other tribes Trivia: When you burn a cross until it turns red. , Stick it on your friend. If he screams immediately, it means he is a vampire. If he doesn't scream, he is a zombie. If he doesn't, it means he is a dwarf. Kneeling to death? Because only by kneeling can you be as tall as a dwarf's shoulders and "die side by side" An archaeologist discovered a fossil that had never been found before, so he excitedly announced the news to the world, but was laughed at by the whole world Because the archaeologist was a dwarf, and the fossil he discovered was a mouse Skeleton What many people don't know is that most of the outrageous dwarf jokes are actually part of the dwarf strategic deception. The dwarf king hopes that his enemies can use their precious armor to protect their toes and heel, so that the dwarf army can gain an advantage in battle. Unfortunately, this strategy seems to have little effect on enemies who have the spare capacity to forge greaves. . "My God, this is simply a work of art" A dwarf looked at the majestic castle in front of him and said to another dwarf "This must be the glory of our ancestors" At this time, a wave gently hit the beach and washed away the sand castle Humans opened a shop in the dwarf city, in order to make money, it was expensive. The products are placed at the bottom Ticket inspection rules No. 1: Do not rely solely on height to determine whether the ticket is free. Remember to check their race and age, especially dwarves The Dwarf King noticed that the Book of Hatred was expanding day by day, so he decided to repair it and sent four waves of people in total. The first wave of dwarves screened out the completed Book of Hatred, and the second wave of dwarves screened out the completed Book of Hatred. The wave of dwarves copied the ongoing Book of Hatred, the third wave of dwarves recorded the new Book of Hatred, and the fourth wave of dwarves were responsible for carrying the ladder for them The line drawn on the door frame is my one-year-old height, this line is my three-year-old height, and this gap was drawn by the dwarf next door The reputation of dwarves among humans is not good, because they are villains From a biological point of view, dwarves are indeed small-minded Dwarves chatted with humans and talked about the latest technological developments. Humans talked about the newly developed artificial intelligence that can mass-produce dwarf jokes. The dwarves shouted unhappily: We can do without artificial intelligence. Dwarves engaged in diplomacy always have serious problems. Cervical spondylosis, they always have to look up to others. Mediocre Just like the height of a dwarf Dwarf Kill You are a harmonious, friendly and powerful dwarf adventure team, but you have encountered an infuriating situation. No matter which city you go to, soon the bards in the tavern will sing your dwarf jokes. One day the tavern owner tells you that one of you is actually a dwarf pretending to be a dwarf and earns gold coins by selling dwarf jokes to bards. Now you have to find out who the dwarf is. Dwarves are the most unpopular in Japan Because they are both fat and little boys (in terms of height) For. Why do dwarves have beards? Because after shaving, they are always treated as lost children in human territory and are taken home by priests Why do dwarves like to use Baidu maps, because they can't reach the Amap map In the giants' perception, the life cycle of human beings is the same as that of cicadas, because they see dwarves Later, I thought it was a human cub. After a nap, I woke up and saw that the dwarf was still alive. I thought that the human cub period lasted for hundreds of years, but it died within a few decades as an adult Actually, I am the book spirit of the book of dwarf hatred. I only regret that I woke up and told a joke and was kicked out of the book by the dwarf. I am now V50. Help me return to the book and sit on the dwarf's head to tell dwarf jokes.
This name will bring about the curse of the God of Harmony ()
No, the narrative logic is so confusing, and shouldn't the protagonist be the one the reader knows the most about? But the perspective does start from the perspective of the supporting character, and it lasts for many chapters, which means that the reader cannot enter the perspective of the protagonist, and can only start from the perspective of the supporting character. Then the perspectives of the protagonist and the supporting character are randomly switched. I watched the two people having fun but they just didn't feel the same. Anyway, I feel uncomfortable watching it because I can't replace it.
Are we going to have eunuchs 😭
Now, I don't even remember the main character's name.
Two big questions
One is whether the transformation will happen or not. These days, if you want to eat both sides, you will not please both sides. Even those who are willing to watch may not vote for fear of being stabbed in the back. The other thing is that the writing has been too watery recently, especially the arena part. I have written so many chapters. I can't say whether I've used AI, but there really isn't much useful information.
Flat person hahaha author you are invincible
A little suggestion
When the author writes new characters, I feel that they appear too sloppily, and names often appear suddenly. Western names are inherently difficult to remember, but many of the supporting cast members who appear less often in the book even have decent names, which makes it really tiring to read. I hope it can be optimized.
The angle of view is so sharp that it makes people confused and unable to watch it.
Actually, I quite like watching it. If it's really cut, I'd better make a statement to stop my thoughts.
The behind-the-scenes flow, the vest flow, and the transformation are all considered to be fatal. 😜
It's a bit confusing, there are too many emotional lines, and they seem to be going on at the same time. That's not to say it won't work, but there are too many names, it's too confusing, and the characters played by the protagonists have different personalities and are slightly fragmented.
No, no, no, it's definitely delicious to see so many gays
What's been going on with the author lately? Is this it? You don't want to pounce, do you?
Can the author state what direction he plans to write? The clone plays Lily, but the main body is still male. In the end, the bg is a bit too niche.
It's not enough. I recommend updating 10 chapters every day.
I still don't understand the protagonist's abilities and the mirror. Can anyone explain it to me?