Douluo Dalu: I, the Ultimate Darkness, Don't Crack Under Pressure

[Douluo Dalu] [Abstract Soul Skills] [Parodying Tang San and Shrek] [Unhinged Protagonist] [Multiple Heroines] This is a story about an unhinged guy looking for fun. Qian Ni transmigrates as Qian Daoliu's adopted son. On the day of his Martial Soul Awakening, his cheat arrives! A Summoning System that can summon anything, and even reset Soul Skills! Ten-pulls! Ten-pulls! Items: Ultimate Power, Planet-Destroying Bomb, Magic Butt, Dream-Shattering Blade... Soul Skills: A No-Limits Competitor's Cursed Speech, Gungnir, a pinpoint-accurate throwing technique, a mutated Flower-Flower Fruit ability... Abstract items, abstract Soul Skills, and Qian Ni himself, even more abstract... Qian Ni begins spreading the abstract across Douluo Dalu! Douluo Dalu has finally gone completely crazy. Qian Ni: “I like pretty girls. I want to collect them. “So, Qian Renxue, Ye Lingling, Dugu Yan, Shui Bing'er, and all the other girls whose names I can't be bothered to list, come be my lackeys! “If lackey doesn't suit you, you can choose henchman or lapdog instead. “Douluo Dalu is just an amusement park. “Rakshasa God? Angel God? Asura God? Sea God? “You're nothing but specks of dust, not even worth a fraction of me. “Give it everything you've got and make me happy. “But there's one thing! Don't get my hopes up too much, okay!”