A One-Shot-Kill Martial Soul: You Didn’t Dodge, So What Are You Hiding From?

Zhuge Yi transmigrates to Douluo Dalu, where his Martial Soul is a card called Slash. At first, he thinks it’s a coincidence, but after learning the details, he can’t keep a straight face. In addition to the cards his Martial Soul starts with, every Soul Ring he absorbs unlocks a new type of card. Martial Soul: [Slash. When you play this card, deal damage to a target.] First Soul Skill: [Dodge. When you are attacked, you can play this card to avoid the attack!] Second Soul Skill: [Peach. Play this card when injured to recover; play it while dying to restore 1 Health.] Third Soul Skill: [Wine. When you play this card, the damage dealt by your Slash increases by 1. 1 is the damage you can deal normally.] Fourth Soul Skill: [Unassailable, …] The Soul Masters of Douluo Dalu: “Has anyone even considered how we feel?” “What do you mean, only ‘Dodge’ can avoid damage from ‘Slash,’ and if you don’t have ‘Dodge,’ you just have to take it?” “What do you mean, ‘Dodge’ can avoid damage, but without the ‘Stone Axe,’ you can’t hit anything?” “What do you mean, even if you’re chopped in half, you can just claim you’re no longer dying and eat a ‘Peach’ to recover!” “What do you mean, drinking ‘Wine’ increases damage, but you can drink six ‘Wine’ cards in a row and a Soul Elder can instantly kill a Soul Emperor?” “What do you mean, ‘Unassailable’ can negate the Soul Skill I release, but I still have to spend Soul Power?” “666, so you can cheat and not get banned? Why are we even playing? Just declare yourself the winner.”