I Go Off the Rails on a Dating Show and Drive the Entire Entertainment Industry Insane!

Crab demon, in a dating show, he opens his eyes and awakens the [Abstract System]! As long as he works hard at being absurd, he can earn Absurdity Points, which he can then use to trade for songs and scripts from other worlds, as well as boosts to his acting and singing skills! And so... The moment filming began, Xu Zhixing turned the dating show set into his own personal stage! While the other male contestants racked their brains trying to flirt with the women, he fenced off a patch of land to grow scallions, ginger, and garlic, and kept three snails as pets! One young heartthrob using a thermos was one thing, but what he had steeping inside wasn't goji berries, it was freaking Lao Gan Ma chili crisp! Have you ever seen a top-tier star eat with his head tilted back? When you film a show with him, he'll wake you up every morning with the song “Battle Hymn of the Strong Army.” Open your eyes, and you'll see that he's folded his blanket into a neat tofu block... He'll be singing a perfectly normal R&B love song, then suddenly lose it for no reason and break into: “Oh ah ah, yeah~ duang duang duang~” The song he submitted before the music variety show was the normal version of “Li Bai,” but at the live performance, he sang: “So what? What can you do?” Sitting on the bus, with absolutely no warning, he launches straight into: “Yabi, jiong jiong jiong~” Could you handle that?! Fans: “Is he nuts?!” The show's creative team wondered if something was wrong with his head. They even brought people over from a psychiatric hospital to evaluate him, and the final conclusion was: “There's nothing wrong with his mental health. He's simply absurd.” What makes people furious and exasperated is that this absurd celebrity has somehow written countless hit songs! When the dating show ended, all the female contestants chose him as the one they wanted to pair up with!