Forcing Krypton? I Am a Wooden Cat Standing and Masturbating to a Sulan Nuclear Explosion

Traveling back in time to the "Epic of the Seven Emperors" that was kidnapped by capital, I became "low-quality traffic" in the eyes of the company. The krypton guy they raised, holding a 280-speed Guo Yilan, showed off his power in the live broadcast with full costumes, just to trick more people into paying. Everyone thought I would kneel down and beg for mercy. After all, I only took out a lousy 4-star card - wooden cat. The Krypton guy laughed at me for calling me a beggar. Backstage, I had already opened various gift packages for the Krypton guy, ready to kill me, a poor guy, with one click. Until the game starts. The 280-speed Lan was as fast as a ray of light, but the moment it touched my armor, it turned into a slow-motion replay. The system changed my wooden cat to light Randy - the anti-explosion shield has no cooldown, and counterattacking AOE will restore full health. In that battle, K's full-blooded team was wiped out by me alone, but I didn't even lose a drop of blood. They dropped their keyboard in the control room. They don't understand that in this world full of gift packages and crushing, real failure never requires recharging.