I Really Just Want to Lie Down

Zhao Ning had just taken over a small country with shoddy city walls, but the "Rise of the Dynasty System" it was bound to was an AI that was always talking about cheating. The first task he was given was to steal the imperial seal of Qin Shihuang. He dared to sneak into the Qin Shihuang's banquet. He was dragged into drinking by Liu Bang, chased by Li Shimin to talk about governing the country, suspected of being a spy by Zhu Yuanzhang, and regarded as a long-lost distant relative by Zhao Kuangyin. Instead of stealing the jade seal, he sang a song "The Lonely Warrior" in the Qin Dynasty palace while drunk, and was banned by the five empires from then on. The system judged him as a "successful diplomatic provocation" and rewarded him with a golden elixir of national luck. The small country was reluctantly promoted to a dynasty, but it also attracted joint sanctions from the five countries - Han Xin led his troops to seize the border, Li Jing led his troops to suppress the border, Xu Da cut off the trade route, and Chang Yuchun conducted military exercises on the border. Zhao Ning relied on system props and social cattle attributes to fight back and forth with these ancestors. Instead of losing the territory, he even grabbed three counties. After all, they both came from the same cultural bloodline. Just when the two sides sat down and prepared to have a good talk, the system suddenly popped up a red alert - the Eastern Imperial Alliance and the Immortal Dynasty hanging in the sky simultaneously sent troops to the west. Their goal was not the five empires, nor Zhao Ning's small dynasty, but to wipe out all the "mundane kingdoms" on this land, because in their eyes, dynasties established by mortals were not worthy of existing in this world. With millions of immortal soldiers pressing down on him, and imperial cavalry in tow, Zhao Ning stood on the still-unsturdy city wall, grinning as he looked at the group of founding emperors who were fighting each other just now.