Si Tianjian of the Great Song Dynasty

"Are you calling fish without bait?" "That's right." "Why did your father give you such a name? Fishing without bait is like buying instant noodles without any ingredients..." "I only entered the main competition after seven rounds of auditions. I am determined to win the Yu Qing Zhao Ying Palace!" "Tell me the purpose of further study." "Travel through the Northern Song Dynasty and recover the Sixteenth Province of Youyun!" "The noise of swords and halberds is nothing but a mirror; the rise and fall of temples are nothing but passing clouds. Does your master know that you are so good at it?" "Stop talking nonsense, okay? Please arrange an examination room for me." "Haha, okay. Lychee or peach, please choose!" Yububai has never liked fruits, but Su Dongpo was the love of his life, so he chose lychees without thinking. "Well... This player... Is really embarrassed." The host's voice was actually a little twisted. "I just got the news that all the lychees in reserve have been eaten up. I'll allocate you an orange..." The host then turned around and ordered: "This kid is too stupid. Pull out the thorn in his jade pillow and put an end to his bullshit dream of regaining the North. Otherwise, he will definitely not be able to graduate."