Naruto: I Am Not a Jinchuriki, I Am a Human!

Auditorium never imagined that he would be taken away by a large truck with the words "Good Luck Moving" written on it. As soon as he closed his eyes and opened them, he became a commoner in the world of Naruto. Good news: You can learn ninjutsu after traveling through time. Bad news: There is no Blood Succession Limit, no Nine-Tails plug-in, and there is a world-destroying resident in the body who calls himself Dark Lujiel. "Give your body to me and I will make you the god of the new world." "You pickle the wild vegetables I dug last week first." While others were learning the art of transformation at the ninja school, Litangguang was studying how to peacefully share the space with the old man inside him. Until the Chunin Exam, Orochimaru launched the Konoha Collapse Plan! The auditorium light sighed and unlocked the first seal. The dark giant silhouette slowly opened its scarlet eyes behind him. "Well... Orochimaru-senpai," he scratched his head, "whose container did you just say you wanted to take away?"