I Sell Insurance in the World of Immortality

My name is Su Li, and I was bound to the "Insurance Giant System" on the first day I traveled to the world of immortality. Others have traveled through time: peerless skills, ancient artifacts, and old grandfathers. I traveled through: a stack of blank contracts, an actuarial manual, and a risk assessment system. At the scene of the massacre, facing the old monster Nascent Soul who was about to split me in half, I calmly showed the QR code. "Before you kill me, would you like to know more about the 'family massacre death insurance'? Fill in your name as the beneficiary." Li Hanyuan was silent for three breaths: "... How to buy it?" The disaster was coming and everyone was running for their lives. I built a shed on the top of the mountain and said: "Purchase insurance on site and it will be effective immediately after purchase. 20% Off for group purchases." A certain immortal was devastated when his engagement was annulled, so I handed over the contract: "Stop loss insurance for love robberies, protect Taoist couple from cheating, and love without insurance, please sign it." The entire world of immortality thinks that I am a weakling who relies on words to make ends meet. Until one day, the heads of the five immortal sects collectively knelt in front of my mountain gate and begged me not to let their insurance policies expire. I took a sip of spiritual tea and said, "Want to renew your insurance? Yes. Add one clause to the new contract - the sect's internal affairs, and I need to have the right to review them." Force can kill. Rules kill everyone. And I am the one who writes the rules.