I Just Want a Government Job, but You Want to Trick Me Into Doing Research

Back in his first year of college, he only wanted to prepare for the civil service exam, enter the government, and lie flat for the rest of his life. Who could have guessed he would awaken the Daily Research Settlement System?

As long as he engaged in research-related activities, he would receive experience every day, and his research abilities would skyrocket.

And so

A professor: “Want to pass your finals? Want to qualify for the civil service graduate recruitment program? Then write an SCI paper!”

A dean: “Want to get into graduate school? Want to take the civil service exam after your master’s? Want to be promoted as soon as you enter the government? Then finish this research project!”

A principal from Qingbei: “Want to qualify for the targeted civil service recruitment program? Want to get a PhD? Want to graduate straight into a senior leadership position? Then solve the Riemann Hypothesis!”

A national academician: “Want a secure job for life? Come on! Become an academician of Huaxia!”

Years later, this handbook was circulating in Huaxia’s research community: The Academician Lin Feng User Guide.

1. Never stop him from practicing civil service aptitude and essay questions.

2. Don’t talk to him about research ideals. Talk about whether the results will help him pass the civil service exam.

3. If you want him to write a research paper, prepare an online civil service exam course in advance.

4. If he asks, “Will this help me pass the civil service exam?” answer seriously, because your reply will determine whether he gets involved.

5. If possible, entice him into research with a government position, a desirable post, and a secure job.