My Crazy Barrage Came True

"I suspect that I live in a collapsed martial arts world!" "Why?" "Because there are always barrages rolling in front of my eyes, and these barrages are all nonsense." "What is barrage?" "It's just a sentence floating in front of my eyes." "Oh? Why is the barrage talking nonsense?" "The barrage said that foxtail grass is a holy medicine, and eating it can reshape the foundation of martial arts." "What else?" "The barrage also said that the Great Medicine Technique passed down by the hidden ancestor of the Mo family is the Heaven-Swallowing Demon Technique in the martial arts world." "Any more?" "The barrage also said that the pile of sheep dung I picked up was a magic elixir that could increase one's life span. I put it up for auction, and the rich and powerful went crazy." "Well, I'm keeping it in mind. You continue." "The barrage also said that Her Majesty the Empress is a true human dragon and can sign contracts with divine beasts, so I'll give it a try." "Bold! This is the crime of deceiving the emperor, and the nine tribes should be punished!!" The next second, thousands of miles of calamity clouds and thunder roared above the imperial palace. A huge golden dragon burst out of the palace, soared straight into the sky, bathed in the calamity thunder.