The Prince Wants to Retire

Xiao Lan is the most useless prince in the Jing Dynasty. He was exiled to Jingbian Road, the poorest place in the world. The yamen was so broken that rats could escape, and he only had twelve taels of silver left in his account. He felt very satisfied - no one cared about him at last. He planted a vegetable patch in the backyard, made himself a fishing rod, and prepared to fish steadily for the rest of his life. Later, someone came to the door. Some asked him to redress injustice, some asked him to suppress bandits, and some asked him to lead troops to fight. He said: "I just want to retire, why is it so difficult?" Later, someone asked him why you agreed to them in the first place. He thought for a moment and put the fishing rod on his shoulder. "Because if I don't agree -" "It's impossible to catch this fish..."