Why Mess with the Turtle? He's Just a Sneaky Old Guy

In the 666th year after the death of the Third Demon Emperor. Xu Chen transmigrated into the demon world and became a newly hatched little turtle of the Black Tortoise clan. His great-grandmother told him that the Black Tortoise clan had incredibly long lifespans. If he made too many friends, he would have to face the deaths of countless friends. This saddened Xu Chen deeply, so he decided to do the opposite: turn his friends into enemies and make even more enemies. That way, once he grew old, every enemy's funeral would be cause for celebration. And so, the entire demon world learned that… The Black Tortoise clan had a little tortoise who started a fight whenever things did not go his way. Among the dragon clan, the little white dragon who often stirred up trouble and harmed the common people did not even dare step outside his own door. The colorful little peacock who loved flirting and had broken the hearts of countless female demons also returned to his old nest to cultivate in seclusion. Even the little phoenix, who feared neither Heaven nor Earth and loved breathing fire to burn things for fun every day, was beaten so badly that it no longer dared leave the house… The order of the entire demon world was completely renewed! Until one day, a young woman arrived outside the palace of the North Sea. She said she had come to repay a favor. But Xu Chen rejected her. “I don't date short-lived demons.” The young woman smiled sweetly and revealed the truth. Xu Chen was a little tempted. Having a companion to attend the funerals of his mortal enemies in the future did seem rather nice, didn't it?