Don't Make Me Cut into a Large Size

In the Dajingxian Dynasty, the three religions coexisted and were severely involuted. Facing the high-pressure world of immortality, Bai Yan silently started the "multi-account time management" mode. Princess Da Jingjiu: "Bai Tanhua is as gentle as jade and full of knowledge. She is the true sage of the world who uses scientific investigation of objects to deconstruct the way of heaven." (Bai Yan: Actually, I'm just applying modern calculus formulas to get rid of the imperial court's wool.) ​Little Penglai's aloof senior sister: "That sloppy guy Qingxuan spends all his time getting drunk, but his sword has amazed all the ages." (Qingxuan: Thank you for the invitation. Last night I drank a piece of wine and accidentally vaporized the spiritual donkey next door with a sword. I was running for my life.) Demonic Demon Girl: "That black Arhat is smart and tactful. He chants the words "Great Mercy and Great Compassion" in his mouth. One Mingwang punch can scatter my ashes!" (Yuantong: Amitabha, the poor monk has always convinced people with his virtue, and Mahayana physical salvation.) Relying on the special physique of "one soul and three transformations", Bai Yan played the role of a triangle and squandered all the imperial treasury, Taoist spiritual mines, and Buddhist incense for free. Until one day, the ancient demon king resurrected and set up the [Death Situation at Soul-Desolating Cliff], forcing the three geniuses of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism to appear at the same time for a decisive battle... Bai Yan, who was hiding behind the scenes and watching the show, went crazy on the spot: "Don't force me, it's really troublesome for me to cut the large size for running! Even the donkeys in the production team don't dare to work overtime like this!"