My Inner Voice Was Leaked and the Whole Internet Was in Trouble, I Became the Nemesis of Criminals

Gu Zijin failed to ascend and was struck by lightning to the small world. After lighting up the communication skills of all things, you are out of control. In the morning, I discussed with Maomao what I had to say about Kyoto's rich circle. At noon, I helped the rooftop bay window recall the strange postures of bald old men and beautiful women playing poker. In the afternoon, we discussed with flowers, trees, mountains and rivers the best places to bury corpses, hide treasures, hide out murderers, and have affairs... At night, I listened to Gui's story of being victimized and his unfulfilled wishes. Shaggy: His girlfriend has n boats, three sons and two daughters, none of whom are biological! Gu Zijin: He is infertile, so he would love to be a father! Rooftop bay window: He is better than an acrobat! You can even hang it upside down... Gu Zijin: You can't look at it, it hurts your eyes! Pine Tree: These two people dug holes and buried soil in the middle of the night. Half buried and rolled away together. Gu Zijin: Oh my god! Just "get out" all night? Great physical strength! Gui: I took a peek when I was passing by the grove. I held back my hand and was buried. Gu Zijin: If someone is having an affair, hurry up and join in. If I don't beat you, who will? One sentence after another from the heart, each sentence shakes people's outlook. Netizens enjoyed eating the melon! The police were so busy that they solved one case after another. The murderer is punished, the deceased rests in peace, and the merits accumulate. Just as he was about to ascend, he encountered a bigger problem. Billions of people live, one person dies. One person rises, hundreds of millions die. How would Gu Zijin choose between promotion and death?