My Inner Thoughts Go Viral, and I Become the Bane of Criminals

Gu Zijin failed to ascend and was struck by lightning into a small world. After unlocking the ability to communicate with all things, she couldn't stop herself. In the morning, she chatted with fluffy creatures about the scandals no one could ignore in Beijing's wealthy circles. At noon, she helped a rooftop window recall the bizarre acrobatics of a balding old man playing cards with beautiful women. In the afternoon, she discussed the best places to bury bodies, hide treasure, lie low after a murder, and sneak off for an affair with flowers, trees, mountains, rivers, and streams... At night, she listened to ghosts describe how they were killed and the wishes they had left unfulfilled. Fluffy creature: "His girlfriend's seeing a bunch of guys on the side. Two boys and three girls, and not one of them is his!" Gu Zijin: "He's infertile, so at least he's getting his money's worth by raising someone else's kids!" Rooftop window: "He's more flexible than an acrobat! Even hanging upside down, he can..." Gu Zijin: "I don't want to see that. It's going to burn my eyes!" Pine tree: "Those two were digging and covering up a hole in the middle of the night. Halfway through, they rolled right into each other." Gu Zijin: "Oh my goodness! They 'rolled' around all night? What stamina!" Ghost: "I peeked into the woods as I was passing by, got a little handsy, and ended up buried." Gu Zijin: "They were having an affair, and you just had to invite yourself in. Who else would they hit?" One shocking thought followed another, each one shattering people's sense of decency. The online crowd ate up the gossip! The police were run off their feet, solving one case after another. The killers were punished, the dead found peace, and Gu Zijin's merit points kept piling up. Just as she was about to ascend, an even bigger dilemma appeared. A billion would live, one would die. One would ascend, a billion would die. With ascension and death on the line, what would Gu Zijin choose?