The Lucky Little Baby's Mystical Livestream Lets the Whole Internet Hear Her Thoughts

A koi spirit who'd lived for ten thousand years was struck by a wishing coin and turned into a little bringer of good fortune! She livestreams fortune-telling with a baby bottle in her arms! A mother longing for her daughter to come home: “Little fairy, my house is haunted! A ghost has possessed my daughter. Every night she stands by my bed and says she's cold!” What Lili says: “Don't worry, Auntie. Your daughter was possessed by a ghost on her way home from work. Just burn some paper offerings and fish the body out, and it'll be fine!” What appears above Lili's head: [Possessed by a ghost? Could your daughter herself be the ghost? Her body is at the bottom of the lake. She's freezing and wants you to help her!] A mother who's been looking for her son for twenty-five years: “Lili, my son has been missing for twenty-five years. Can you figure out where he is?” What Lili says: “Auntie, he's far away and yet right before your eyes!” “I can't. There's nothing wrong with your child!” What Lili thinks: [Auntie, how am I supposed to tell you that your son is your son-in-law? Your daughter is even having his child!] A wife who suspects her husband is cheating: “Little fairy, my husband has changed. He doesn't even remember what I like anymore, and he goes on dates every day!” What Lili says: “Auntie, your husband isn't cheating with a vixen!” What appears above Lili's head: [It's true he doesn't like vixens. He's taking care of a male patient! After all, those two have a rather special relationship!] … Little by little, the whole country learned that the richest man had a young daughter who'd grown up outside the family. Not only was she ridiculously cute and great at catching ghosts, she could also make emoticons appear above her head! Every day, little Lili racked her brains to hide the “truth,” so netizens wouldn't be crushed by the brutal facts. But she didn't know she had a little bug: whenever she told fortunes and said something she didn't mean, her true thoughts appeared above her head. One fortune every day, and every reading was different! Before long, the lucky little Lili had become a nationally protected person! She could tell fortunes and enjoy gossip at the same time, catching ghosts and saving people with both hands. Life was great!