“I” am assigned by my third uncle to steal a precious jade artifact from Wang Xijie. After learning that Wang Xijie lives across the hall, I use his fondness for his girlfriend, Xiaomei, to set a trap. Along the way, I mistakenly think I have encountered my rival Wu Di disguised as a nanny, delivery worker, cleaner, and more. After several close calls, I successfully steal the jade artifact, but the police chase me, so I mail it back. Forty-eight hours later, I am released. When I receive the jade artifact, I find the house full of roses and Xiaomei missing. On the coffee table is a note from Wu Di: “You stole my jade. I stole her heart.” Only then do I realize that I won the jade, but lost the woman I loved.
