I'm Not Falling in Love, I'm Saving the World

"The whole world thinks that I am a peerless Neptune who is soft-boiled and hard-edged." "Because I went out to buy groceries, and on my left I had Pure Desire Ceiling (Su Daji) on my arm, and on my right followed a billionaire female boss (Wu Zetian), and behind me was a cold-faced female bodyguard (Hua Mulan)." "What's even more outrageous is that they never leave me. They have to stand guard outside the door when I go to the toilet." "But no one knew the despair inside me." "When these aunts traveled through time, they all brought full-level panels capable of destroying the earth! If it hadn't been for the law of the universe that states, 'If you move five meters away from me, your soul will collapse,' this world would have been hopeless." "Faced with this group of living ancestors who want to stage a coup, destroy the country, and reclaim the sea at any time, I can only use the ultimate weapon to fight against the five scum -" "'Wu Zetian! If you dare to sign a multinational conglomerate's acquisition deal again, I will buy a shared bicycle and ride it 500 meters away, and I will make you die of pain in the office!'" My name is Li Ran. I'm not a scumbag, I'm just using my life to maintain peace on earth.