I'm a Trash Summoner, but I Know How to Stay Alive

Li Ning, an old hand who has spent years working with firearms, transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation by a twist of fate. But as soon as Li Ning arrives, she's abandoned? Luckily, four dads find her in a “tiny backwater village,” saving her from an early death. But the four dads are so good at brainwashing that she believes everything they tell her, being the naive and innocent girl she is. Only after leaving the “tiny backwater village” does she realize just how badly she's been conned. “You contracted three eggs? Hahahahahahaha!” “A summoner who contracts three eggs must be the worst of the worst!” “You contracted three eggs and still dare to go out adventuring? You'd be better off hiding at home~” “You little brat, this sword contains a hundred years of my cultivation! Let's see what you can do!” Li Ning grinned. “My gun contains two hundred years of cultivation. What can you do about that!?” “What!? You say her egg withstood your full-power strike?” “What!? You say she has a round spiritual weapon that blew you unconscious?” “What!? You say she has a huge, pitch-black spiritual weapon that blasted your master to death in one shot!?” So what if the outside world is spreading rumors? What's with the sect, then? A master who goes berserk and can't tell friend from foe!? A taciturn, brooding senior brother who loves to show off!? A proper, talkative second senior brother who never stops chattering!? Only later does Li Ning discover that the tiny backwater village is the place all cultivators long to visit. Li Ning: “In the end, I've become the very thing I hate most: a second-generation cultivator!” \ (￣︶￣)/