America: This Is Bad! I’m Surrounded by Beautiful Aliens

Just as America announced the release of its UFO files. I somehow transmigrated to America and met my blonde, blue-eyed landlady. She was kind, warm, and outgoing. Not only did she give me a place to stay for free, she even got me a job as a university security guard. As time passed and we got closer, America suddenly released a series of files on aliens. Among them were photos of my landlady and the blonde, blue-eyed campus beauty. Not long afterward, a group claiming to be investigators from Area 53 burst in. My peaceful, wonderful life was shattered from that moment on... “Hands up! You’re in danger. You’re coming with us!” “Do you know where your landlady went? She’s not from Earth!” “You’re dating the business school’s campus beauty? Then you’re in danger!” What? So all the girls around me are aliens?