Douluo Dalu: The More You Hit Me, the More Excited I Get

Chu Men transmigrates into the Douluo I world and awakens the Inverted Pen Martial Soul. He can invert traits and grow stronger with every fight! Bound to a cross-dimensional livestream System, he shows viewers the sights of Douluo and earns a tiny little bit of advertising money along the way! From the start, he kidnaps Xiao Wu, then turns around and sells Tang Hao’s location to Spirit Hall. He forces the Master to wander the world, while Tang San changes his name to Yu San and goes into hiding. Add traits to Soul Tools and earn not just soul coins, but dollars too! Overpower hidden weapons, seize the immortal herbs, and establish a Soul Tool empire. Ladies, aren’t you coming into my bowl yet? And so, he gets the best of both worlds: career and romance! … “Sister Erlong, didn’t you eat?” “Zhuqing, you can’t win. Just play your little kitten role nicely.” “Your Highness, you wouldn’t want me to tell Rongrong about Yanyan, would you?” “Sister Yuehua, did A Ke go to your place again?” “Bibi Dong, outside you call me Elder. What should you call me in private?” “Nana, don’t run so fast. I can’t keep up!” “Yiran, what are you grinning at? Get over here!” “Huowu, and you too, Xuewu. I called for Xiao Wu. Why are you butting in?” “Bing’er, aren’t you going to do something… What are you sisters doing?” “A Yin, let’s get out of here. These girls have all picked up bad habits from that old woman Bo Saixi.” “Lin Meimei, don’t worry. Your big brother’s got your back!” Tang San, Tang Hao, and the Master are muted! And there’s more… Years later, Chu Men ascends to godhood with a bevy of beauties at his side, standing atop Soul Tool City. “Sister Erlong, how about another round of the Dragon-Riding Squad? Hey, don’t go! We won’t fly this time!” (A rich variety of events, plenty to satisfy, and every heroine has a fully developed romance arc.)