A Newbie in the Chat Group, but Already at Nascent Soul

[Just as I Was About to Ascend, I Got Kidnapped by a Chat Group]

After a century of hard work, Xia Qingyang, who had reached the late Nascent Soul stage, finally touched the threshold of ascension to the Spirit Realm. But just as his fingertips brushed the light, a cold "Ding!" dragged him back.

[The Myriad Worlds Chat Group invites you to become its group owner]

In that brief moment of distraction, the ascension passage slammed shut.

"Freaking hell!"

Forced into the job, Xia Qingyang began his daily life as an "interdimensional firefighter."

One moment, he was helping Tiga beat Gatangir back into the deep sea. The next, he had to grit his teeth and clean up Sukuna in the Jujutsu world.

When Gojo Satoru mocked him, "You're a cultivator. Why are you messing around with jujutsu?" Xia Qingyang slapped Sukuna into the ground and shot back, "You're just a mortal born in an era without me."

Daigo was grateful? Xia Qingyang: "If you don't repay me, I'll kill you!"

Uzumaki Kushina wanted to entrust her son to him? He staggered back three steps in fright. "No! I'm liable to fall into demonic cultivation myself. What if I lead Naruto astray?"

It wasn't until one day, when Tiga's light, Sukuna's cursed energy, the demon clan's formations, and the ninja world's chakra intertwined beneath his command, that Xia Qingyang belatedly realized...

The broken group he'd taken over while cursing under his breath had somehow become the strongest "kindergarten" in the Myriad Worlds.

And he, a hot-tempered Nascent Soul cultivator who only wanted to lie flat and ascend, had long since been turned by a group of cheat-level members into the biggest golden thigh in all the heavens and worlds.

"So," Xia Qingyang said, rubbing his temples as he watched the newcomers in the group clamoring for attention, "is it still too late to leave the group?"

[Group owner's blood pressure today: steadily rising]