Harry Potter Is Being Updated

Dudley Dursley: "We live in a bad novel, with a third-rate writer tinkering with our lives. Your great purpose means nothing. It is not your free will at all." Voldemort: "Human beings are always doubting. In emptiness. In imagining a great being that determines everything." Dudley Dursley: "No, you don't understand. I'm not making a metaphor, I'm telling you a fact. I can even tell you the name of this novel, it's called "Harry Potter is being updated"..." His voice became smaller and smaller. Voldemort: "Thanks for letting me know. Can he let you strip naked and dance?" "Wha... What?" "Can he. Can you. Take off all your clothes. Do a tap dance in front of me right now?"