The Forest Fairy Tale Book That’ll Make You Roll with Laughter

If you don't read this now, your kid might end up being chased around by a talking broccoli!

Don't panic. This isn't some “lecture manual” that'll leave your little wild child squirming in their seat. It's the forest's most ridiculous “record of mischief and guide to turning your luck around.”

Have you ever met a lying fox whose own tail rats him out? Every time he tells a lie, his tail ties itself into a bow, until he ends up trussed up like a gift box and carried off by a crow to serve as a teaching aid at the tree-hole school?

Or a procrastinating monkey who puts off his homework until the moon closes up shop? His workbook gets eaten full of holes by “procrastination bugs,” and every page screams, “Put it off again, and we'll all run away!”

And then there's the rabbit who wastes food. All the carrots in her garden grow legs, grab hoes in the middle of the night, and pound on the neighbors' doors: “How dare you cut us in half and throw us in the trash? We're tearing down your fence tonight!”

Punishments in the forest are always completely absurd: a picky wolf gets tied to a table leg by a cabbage and forced to listen to a stand-up routine about “just how nutritious I am”; a hedgehog who zones out in class gets dandelion seeds stuck all over its spines, turning it into a floating “attention alarm.”

But don't worry, every little troublemaker gets to turn things around in the end. After the fox learns to be honest, his tail becomes the forest's most reliable “lie detector,” helping everyone expose the liars hiding in tree holes. The procrastinating monkey invents “tomato-timer nuts”; eat one, and you can focus on homework for two hours. Even the food-wasting rabbit becomes a “leftover makeover master,” growing carrot tops into singing potted plants.