Full Level of Social Awesomeness, Driving the Whole Network Crazy When It Starts Broadcasting

My name is Su Ming, and I have just been bound to the Social Niu× system. As long as I am not embarrassed, the whole world will be embarrassed! On the subway, a greasy man approached a pretty girl and struck up a conversation: "Beauty, can you add me on WeChat to get to know her? I'll drive you home in a Mercedes in a minute." Su Ming suddenly rushed out, hugged the greasy man's thigh and cried loudly: "Dad! I finally found you!" Greasy Man: "???" Su Ming wiped his nose and complained loudly: "Mom said you stole the rice money at home to reward female anchors. Why did you even use the money for my circumcision to pick up girls?" Greasy Man: "???" The beautiful young lady slapped her backhand: "Bah! Scumbag!" Audience: ".." In the park. The aunt arrogantly occupied the basketball court and danced in the square: "We occupy this place, you guys can go play somewhere else!" Without saying a word, Su Ming moved a small mazha and sat next to the aunt's stereo, took out the suona and played a funeral song on the spot. The aunt was furious: "Little bastard, what are you doing?! You're trying to curse us, right?" Su Ming put down the suona and spread his hands with a sincere face: "Auntie, don't get me wrong. I think this place has good feng shui. As a young pioneer, I am rehearsing the farewell ceremony in advance for the lonely elderly people in our community." "You dance yours, I'll play mine, we don't interfere with each other~" Aunt: "???" Audience: ".." After a while… Aunts held up square dancing fans and ran wildly across the playground, roaring loudly: "Su Ming! Stop you little bastard!!!"