Give It a Try, I'll Taste Qin Shihuang's Elixir of Immortality First

Wearing the transparent clothes on Xu Fu's boat, I feel very stable. Until he refined two elixirs, one for the First Emperor and one for "tasters". In the pitiful eyes of everyone, I was forced to stand out. After taking the medicine, what I thought was: "It's broken, now the labor contract will be lifelong." Xu Fu excitedly offered me as an auspicious sign and prepared to take me back to Xianyang. I took advantage of the dark and windy night and jumped into the sea to run away - to work for the First Emperor? How can it be better to be a prowler on the street by yourself! I have set three rules for myself: Never in the history books Never enter the court Never mind your own business From then on, history became my long-running TV series. I ate melons outside the Hongmen Banquet, watched a real-life show of burning serial boats in Red Cliff, and "wept with tears" with Du Fu in the Tang Dynasty - mainly because he couldn't afford a house in Chang'an. It took me a hundred years to learn all the dialects, another hundred years to eat delicious food from all over the world, and a thousand years to watch the love and hate in the "entertainment circles" of various dynasties. I was a passerby at Li Bai's wine shop, a travel companion on the way to Su Shi's demotion, and a vendor selling candied haws next to Kangxi during his private visit. I have always been a happy and transparent person until I saw a video on a certain website: "It's scary to think about it!" Passers-by across thousands of years of history, suspected to be the same person? ! Looking at the pictures the UP owner brought out for comparison, I dropped the potato chips in my hand. A line of text floated across the barrage: [If this is true, this boss's social security... Must be paid back from the Qin Dynasty, right? I silently turned off the video, hiding my merit and fame. Stop digging. If you keep digging, I'm afraid the Provident Fund Center will enforce the law across dynasties.