I Clear the Jade Emperor's Name: My Storytelling Shocks the Three Realms!

All the powers of the Primordial World and the heavens, the myriad spirits of the Three Realms, the Three Pure Ones and Six Saints, the immortals, Buddhas, demons, and monsters: get fired up! Starting today, a brand-new storytelling series, “Starting Today, I’m Clearing the Jade Emperor’s Name!” begins updating! Join us as we shatter ten thousand years of prejudice about the Primordial World and uncover the Jade Emperor’s master plan, from “the sobbing child of the Purple Cloud Palace” to “ruler of the Primordial World”! Fellow Daoists, is this how you picture the Jade Emperor? A spineless Heavenly Emperor who got so scared when Sun Wukong raised havoc in Journey to the West that he hid under a table and shouted, “Quick, go get the Buddha Tathagata”? A puppet child in Investiture of the Gods who could only run to the Purple Cloud Palace and cry, daring to govern the Three Teachings only because the Ancestor of the Dao had his back? A useless ruler of the Three Realms who couldn’t even keep his own nephew Yang Jian and Nezha, those two “rebels,” in line? But what was the truth? One tear secured his place as the rightful ruler of the Three Realms! He turned the tables and created the Heavenly Court’s greatest warrior! He cleverly used the Great Sage of Equal Accounts to govern the Dragon Clan, reclaim the Underworld, and pacify the immortals! (The Jade Emperor at first: Really? I did all that?) (The Jade Emperor after hearing the story: Exactly. That’s what I was thinking at the time!)