Honghuang: Reborn as a Human King, I Simulate My Way to Making the Three Schools Weep

After entering Investiture of the Gods, Lu Li becomes King Zhou, the man who wrote a lewd poem in Nuwa Palace.

His situation is doomed from the start.

The Sages are enraged, the Heavenly Dao sends down tribulations, and he nearly loses his life.

Fortunately, Lu Li has a System that can simulate the Myriad Worlds.

After simulating for a hundred thousand years, he has turned every key turning point in the Investiture of the Gods calamity inside out.

Nuwa wants to avoid karmic entanglements? First, I'll tear down your temple.

The Three Demons of Xuanyuan Hill want to wreak havoc at court? They won't even get through the door.

Yang Jian and Nezha are the vanguard in the campaign against Shang? Sorry, they're my sons now.

On Kunlun Mountain, Yuanshi Tianzun calculates the situation on his fingers and is so furious he nearly crushes the Three Treasures Jade Ruyi.

On Golden Turtle Island, Tongtian laughs so hard he pounds the table.

Laozi sighs and gets back to refining pills.

Jieyin wears a sorrowful expression, while Zhunti flies into a rage.

Seated in Shouxian Palace, Lu Li watches the simulation records on the System interface as the corners of his mouth slowly turn up.

The Investiture of the Gods calamity?

Now, everyone entering the stage is either his child or his disciple's disciple.

What chance do the Three Teachings have against him?