I Want to Counterattack in 38, but I'm Only 18!

When he woke up, eighteen-year-old Zhou Yan found that the Memo APP in his mobile phone had mysteriously disappeared and turned into a tree hole of memories for thirty-eight-year-old Zhou Yan. In his memoirs, he said he took many wrong turns. Not studying well as a student resulted in no skills; When I was young, my girlfriend offended everyone around me because of her one-sided words; On the eve of the wedding, he couldn't bear the sunk costs and paid double the bride price to his fiancée whose heart had already moved away; ... So thirty-eight-year-old Zhou Yan lost his job, got divorced, got sick, and ended up with his health, family, and career all falling apart. He wanted to start a new life and counterattack in life, so his wish came true, and God really gave him a counterattack panel! It's just that... The panel distribution error happened to eighteen-year-old Zhou Yan. ... Are you saying that if you agree to my dear son Xu Yu's request, you can get three hundred yuan? What does it mean that you can get a master card by spending half an hour with your opponent, Xiao Qingmei? Make a half-hour phone call and get twice as much attention as bread? Why! I solemnly state that my name is Zhou Yan and I am 18 years old and studying in Lincheng No. 1 Middle School. Who is the thirty-eight-year-old Zhongden who wrote the memo? Irrelevant.