Full-Time Charlatan: I Ascend to Godhood by Giving Systems to the Dead

The coffin weighs like a mountain. The eight pallbearers collapse in terror, all saying that the female ghost's resentment is so overwhelming that not even the gods can save her!

Chen Ping, wearing an old T-shirt, throws on a Taoist robe and clutches a cross. With a wooden fish in his left hand and Bluetooth earbuds in his right, he says, “Times are tough, so I do it all. Miss, you've never been in love, have you? The Dominant School Hunk System is binding to you!”

The family is stunned. “We asked you to help her move on and settle things. You're giving the ghost a System?!”

That's right. Chen Ping's way of helping the dead move on is to tailor a System just for each soul, sending ghosts into an illusion to live out a feel-good story and let go of their obsessions!

But after burning more than a dozen paper effigies of domineering CEOs, the female ghost's resentment doesn't fade. It skyrockets to 100 percent. The coffin lid flies open again and again, and ice forms throughout the mourning hall!

Only after checking her deepest memories does Chen Ping realize she wasn't simply longing for romance. In life, she'd been bullied by a manipulative schemer and betrayed by a scumbag, until she was wronged to death!

“Those paper effigies have terrible AI, huh?” Chen Ping kicks over the altar.

“Uninstall the romance System! Activate the face-slapping and scumbag-crushing module!”

“Today, the master himself will step in and fight for her! I'll grind those two bastards' faces into the dirt!”