Douluo's Big Stage, Don't Come Here If You Are Too Small

When Su Yu traveled through the Douluo Continent, he thought he could punch the Spirit Hall and kick Shrek with his foresight. As a result, he was confused on the day when his martial spirit awakened: the village chief grandfather had a [Gou Dao Sign-in System] on his head, the blacksmith next door, Wang Dachui, was an [Infinite Reincarnator], and even the big yellow dog at the entrance of the village was a [Demon Emperor Seizing the House]! What's even more outrageous is that the son of destiny who was supposed to be named Tang San turned out to be a cute little loli who was easy to deceive and had no memory of his previous life? And around her, there were more than a dozen underworld travelers with the [Villain Plunder System] and the [Multiple Sons, Many Blessings System] lurking, drooling at her! The unsystematic Su Yu panicked for a second, and then awakened his mutated twin martial souls - [Eye of Truth] and [Concept Eraser]. "Since you are so worried, don't blame me for sowing discord and killing people with a borrowed knife!" Douluo's big stage, don't come here. This is a hilarious and passionate story about an unsystematic Lao Liu who relied on deception, backstabbing and protecting the female version of Little Tang San in the chaos of time travelers to finally reach the throne of God!