Douluo Stage: Small Cheats, Stay Away

Su Yu transmigrates to Douluo Dalu, thinking that with his knowledge of the future, he can crush Spirit Hall and kick Shrek to the curb.

But on the day of his Martial Soul Awakening, he is stunned: Grandpa Village Chief has a [Survivalist Sign-In System] over his head, the blacksmith next door, Wang Dachui, is an [Infinite Reincarnator], and even the big yellow dog at the village entrance is possessed by a [Demon Emperor]!

Even more absurdly, the fated child who should have been called Tang San turns out to be a sweet, gullible, tsundere little girl with no memories of her past life?

And lurking around her are more than a dozen transmigrators with sinister [Villain Plunder Systems] and [More Children, More Blessings Systems], all drooling over her!

Su Yu panics for a second at having no System, then awakens mutated Twin Martial Souls: [Eye of Truth] and [Concept Eraser].

“Since your cheats are all so powerful, don’t blame me for sowing discord and killing with borrowed knives!”

Douluo’s a stage for the big shots. If your cheat is weak, stay away.

This is a hilarious, action-packed story about a sly old fox with no System who survives a battle royale of transmigrators through bluffing, backstabbing, and protecting the female Tang San, ultimately ascending to the divine throne!