A Guide to Survival in an Absolutely Normal World

Li Fan has a handwritten "Code of Absolute Normalcy". Rule 1: The heart should not stop depending on the day of the week. This is the most dangerous terrorism in the world. Everyone here has a heart rate ban on Tuesday. Sadness is wages, laughter is tax evasion. The sun is like salted egg yolk. Those who are late need to leave early to make up for yesterday's time difference. Everyone thinks this is normal. Li Fan decided to repair the world. On Tuesday, he pressed on his heart and made it beat. Citywide manhunt. He escaped into a "conflict resolution company", and his boss hired him on the spot - because legally he was already a dead person, and dead people do not have to pay grief tax. While accepting client commissions, he secretly implemented normal rules. He wants to use 1+1=2 to save the world. Until one day, he turned to the last page of "Normal Code". Article 100, he will tear it up with his own hands. Because errors are not bugs that need to be fixed. It is the breath of this world. It was the way he learned to breathe.