Don't Be Afraid, I'm a Dabbler Taoist Priest

Introduction to "Don't be afraid, I'm a half-baked Taoist priest" Genre: Female Channel Horror and Thriller + Suspense and Supernatural + Black Humor My name is Lin Zhaodi, my Taoist name is "Half Immortal", and I am a Taoist priest by profession - to be precise, I am a dabbler Taoist priest. My hair was burnt with incense when I opened the altar, my face was smeared with cinnabar when I drew talismans, I was chased by the demon for three streets, I made up the words on the spot when I forgot the words while reciting a curse. Before his death, my master gave me a broken bell: "Shake it once to ward off ghosts, shake it twice to hurt your life, shake it three times... Forget it, you probably don't have the guts." But I have a secret: I can actually see "those things." The woman in red crying in the ruined temple, the faceless child squatting under the old locust tree, and the ghostly female roommate in my closet who knocked on the door at three o'clock every night - she said that the house prices in the underworld were too expensive, and she stayed there for one night, but ended up staying there for three months. My life creed is simple: never fight if you can run, never be stubborn if you can be cowardly. But there always happened to be "things" coming to my door, so I had no choice but to talk out my words and hurriedly collect the monsters at the same time. Until I took a job - the richest man offered me 100,000 yuan to clean up a haunted house. I was so confused that I found out that the thing behind my back was longer than my master's foot-binding cloth. What's even more terrifying is that the thing seems to know me and says that I am the... Vessel it has been waiting for twenty years. One-sentence selling point: This is a novel that will make you laugh and scare you to tears.