The Great Qin State Master's Biography of the First Emperor's Cultivation of Immortality

My name is Lin Feng, I graduated from the Department of Archeology. I touched the bronze sacred tree in Sanxingdui, and there were two more tenants in my mind. On the left, Qin Shihuang Ying Zheng cursed: "Trash! It has been two thousand years and the spiritual energy has not recovered? My plan of Immortal Qin is completely over!" On the right, Taishang Laojun Li Er said slowly, "Don't panic, little friend, Taoism is natural. First, pay for the poor Taoist's alchemy furnace." I wanted to pretend to be dead, but Bureau 749 welded me to death on the interrogation chair: "Tell me, why are the Terracotta Warriors doing radio gymnastics?" Outside the window, the Twelve Golden Man mechas were dismantling tanks with their bare hands. Ying Zheng roared in my mind: "What nonsense are you talking to them! Pass my decree and adjust the Great Wall rail gun!" I cried: "Your Majesty, that is a tourist attraction..." It wasn't until the Lishan Underground Palace was opened, the interstellar engine rose from the mercury sea, and the Sanxingdui Sacred Tree connected the Kunlun Teleportation Array, that I realized that the history books were all wrong. Burning books to trap scholars is trapping demons from outside the realm. Xu Fu traveled eastward, looking for an alien fleet. And I am helping the irritable Ancestral Dragon to rebuild Immortal Qin in the 21st century, and at the same time teaching the entire network to cultivate immortality in the live broadcast room. Netizen A: "Anchor, does Yujian's flight violate air traffic control?" Ying Zheng: "Is there anything in the world that is not the land of the king? If I say I can fly, I can fly!" Lao Tzu: "Your Majesty, we need to talk about the Basic Law..." Today, the International Reiki Recovery Organization sent an ultimatum, asking us to stop practicing. I looked back behind me—— Meng Tian was sharpening his sword with the mecha Qin Jun, Bai Qi was carving runes on the J-20, and in my mind, Zulong was opening the interstellar map: "Boy, I thought about it, why not unify the solar system first?" [Cultivation through imagination + historical decryption + interstellar civilization, Ancestral Dragon will take you to hardcore ascension]