Douluo Dalu: Founding a Harem Godhood, and Xiao Wu Comes Knocking

(Tang San gets bullied, Gang gets bullied, Haotian gets bullied, love interests get stolen, harem, beautiful girls throwing themselves at him!) After dying suddenly, Tian Cai transmigrates into the world of Douluo Dalu. He figures that if he awakens a badass Martial Soul and finds a pretty wife, that’ll be enough for one lifetime. But who could have expected a little girl with scorpion braids to suddenly arrive in Holy Soul Village one day? “Hello, are you Tian Cai?” “My name is Xiao Wu. Wu as in dancing. Fate led me all the way here. Could we get to know each other?” The moment her frank words reach Tian Cai’s ears, a heavenly System notification chimes in. [Congratulations, Host, you have activated the Harem God System] [System Quest: Everything is destined. Host, you are the chosen child of heaven, a man destined to forge the divine position of Harem God. Women across Douluo Dalu are naturally drawn to you and will throw themselves at you. Whenever Host comes into contact with a woman whose Charm is at least 80, the System’s reward mechanism is triggered. Rewards include Soul Power, Martial Souls, Soul Tools, and more] Tang San: Xiao Wu, actually, I’ve liked you for a long time. Xiao Wu: Xiao San, don’t be like this. I’m afraid my big brother will get the wrong idea. (Rubs her belly.) Tang San: Tian Cai, you’ve got a death wish. Tian Cai: Hahahahaha! San, if you’re bad at something, you need to practice more. Look at those eighteen Ten-Year Soul Rings you’re wearing. Is that really all you’ve got? Tang San: Gang, this is all your fault. You’ve got a death wish!