High Martial: My Dantian Is a Prison for the Myriad Heavens

Zhuang Zhou transmigrates to Xuanhuang Star, a world of high martial arts.

He discovers a prison inside his dantian.

Its first inmate is the Nine Nether Demon Venerable, who has devoured eighteen minor worlds.

“Worm, tell me an interesting story, and I’ll reward you with a wisp of Nine Nether True Qi.”

And so, he becomes an oddity in this world of high martial arts.

While others toil away at martial arts, he tells the Nine Nether Demon Venerable a novel about breaking off an engagement, earning True Qi that directly raises his cultivation;

while others brave secret realms, he cooks tomato and egg stir-fry for Big Sister Taotie, earning the precious inheritance known as the Law of Taste;

while others fight over divine weapons, he helps the Mechanical Buddha Mother solve the Riemann hypothesis...

Then the calamities of the myriad heavens descend upon Xuanhuang Star.

Zhuang Zhou silently opens the prison in his dantian and waves to the eager inmates behind him:

“Time for your exercise.”