I Really Don't Want to Be Red

In his previous life, Xu Ping'an was a billionaire and died suddenly of a heart attack after three social events. His last words: "If I do it again, I will never be the king of rolls." Reborn in the parallel world Blue Star, he was admitted to the Composition Department of Jiangdu University, wore a T-shirt priced at 29 yuan and 9 yuan, drank Nongfu Spring for 2 yuan, and his dream was to live to be eighty years old. However, God did not fulfill his wish—— "Ding! The large entertainment system is forced to be activated. Use the function at least once a month. Violators will permanently lose their aesthetic ability." Xu Pingan: "... Can't listen to music? What's the point of living?" He was forced to participate in the campus audition and sang "Can I" a cappella, which made everyone burst into tears. The senior is making things difficult? Turn down the mic? He comes with his own humanoid amplifier. Senior sister invites you? Official performance for two thousand people? He just wanted to finish singing and go back to eat ribs. The fat girl cried when she was sung and scolded her ex-boyfriend on the spot: "He went to find S code!" The head of the music department chased after him to sign him: "This student has already taken shape." It's a hot topic on campus forums every day, and the entire internet is begging him to release a studio version. Xu Pingan lay on the bed, looked at the system panel and sighed: "I really don't want to be famous." System: "No, you want to." ——This book is also called "Daily Slaps in the Face of New Buddhists"—— ——About the fact that I was reincarnated into a different world and just wanted to lie down but became an entertainment superstar—— [Relaxing and refreshing article + system + campus + entertainment + rebirth + Buddhist slap in the face] Stably updated every day, please collect it! Please recommend!