Pokemon: The Ultimate Tank-Building System

“Trainers aren’t allowed to battle? Then I’ll take on Legendary Pokemon bare-handed!” Xiao Zhi transmigrates to a parallel Pokemon world and binds the [Strongest Tank Training System], which lets him learn skills by taking hits. When Xiao Mao orders Blastoise to blast him with a Hydro Pump, Xiao Zhi grins. “Pikachu, step back. I’ll take this one!” The Team Rocket Trio sneer. “You think a mere flesh-and-blood body can stand up to technology?” Three seconds later, Xiao Zhi hurls an unconscious Mewtwo into the sky. “Bring Arceus next time. I need a mount.” Groudon drops to its knees and sings “Conquer,” while Zygarde tearfully calls him brother. Even Mew, the progenitor of all Pokemon, is left speechless and demands, “I only asked you to be the savior of the world. I didn’t ask you to beat me up too.” Xiao Zhi grins. “What’s a little pain, if it means saving the world and protecting my family and friends?” (A friendly note: This story is also known as “How to Make the Entire Pokemon World Call You Daddy with Your Bare Hands” and “Pikachu Is Still Worried About Its Trainer’s Head Today.”)