A Survival Guide for Social Animals Traveling Through Nanming

In 2025, the unemployed social worker was struck by lightning and returned to Nanming. He used the Excel parabolic formula to teach how to shoot artillery in the 17th century. From lying flat on the cement floor to being a "guest general" under Li Dingguo's tent, he became a god in one battle and became a monster in the next battle. Dimensionality reduction attack: A graduate of the Department of Mechanical Engineering at Jiamusi University used high school physics ballistic formulas to blow up the Jingjiang Prince's Palace and force King Kong Youde of Dingnan to death. Rumor has it that he is a god: I just wanted to calculate a parabola, but it turned out to be a high-level demon that "rips horses with bare hands, eats people's hearts alive, and is invulnerable to weapons and bullets". The Qing army hung up a goggle to prevent him from digging out his heart, and Sun Kewang poured black dog blood to break his evil spell. The road to counterattack: From 2,800 monthly supplies of waste lying flat on the cement floor, to Li Dingguo personally giving the "guest general" iron plate and the privilege of not having to kneel, the 800 Firearms Battalion swept through Guangdong and Guangxi. Technological Breakthrough: Using an S-shaped tunnel to crack the "Listening Urn" surveillance system, the three-stage attack made the Qing army's cavalry doubt their lives. Was the gunpowder affected by moisture? Drying, drying and modifying the formula on site. Human nature in troubled times: do not kneel to the emperor or the powerful, only to technology. In order to protect Kong Youde's body, he received twenty-five lashes, and in order to save the people's human shields, he gave up the siege of the city - he was a master of artillery, and he was also a soft-hearted fat man. In the bloody battle of Xinhui, the 800 remnant troops fought against 38,000 banners, breaking ribs, blowing up earthen fortresses, and breaking through with mule carts. In his arms, he held a cell phone with a broken screen and a hand-copied radiograph from "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". The road ahead was the sea, and behind him was Li Dingguo's jade pendant and the sentence: "Go to Fujian and find Zheng Chenggong." I can calculate the ballistics accurately, but not the people's hearts - but the cannonballs are more honest than the people's hearts, and the bombing is over. "