Bankrupt and Livestreaming, My Top Donor Is Princess Jinyang!

Good news: I’ve livestreamed a call to ancient times, and the person on the other end is a princess! Bad news: She’s only five, an extreme foodie, and thinks I’m an immortal who grants wishes! Even worse news: I’m broke as can be and can barely afford next month’s rent! Little Sizhi: “Immortal big brother, Sizhi wants those curly, yummy beef noodles!” Me, gritting my teeth: “Sure! Five yuan, and they’re yours! I’m skipping dinner today!” Little Sizhi: “Immortal big brother, Sizhi’s bunny plushie is broken. I want one that can sing!” Me, scouring secondhand sites: “Sure! Fifty yuan, and I found you one! Now I can’t pay next month’s utilities!” Little Sizhi: “Immortal big brother, Father said he wants to see what the stars in the sky look like!” Me, looking at the prices of telescopes online: “...” Me: “Your Highness, could you send me some gold as a tip first? Even immortals have to eat!” Li Shimin, nodding furiously beside her: “That’s right! Immortal Master, name your price. I’ll give you the entire imperial treasury!” Wait, I only wanted to earn enough for instant noodles. How am I about to become the Imperial Preceptor of Great Tang?!