Honghuang: I Just Reached the Great Luo Realm, and Tongtian Heard My Inner Thoughts

Lin Changsheng transmigrates into the Primordial World and becomes a low-ranking disciple of the Jie Sect. He only wants to stay alive through the Investiture of the Gods calamity and avoid getting caught up in it. Then he awakens the [Gossiping Couch Potato System]. As long as he slacks off, he gets stronger. What he doesn't know is that Sect Master Tongtian can hear his thoughts! “Master, stop preaching! Your favorite, Long-Eared Dingguang Immortal, is about to take the Six Souls Banner and grovel before the Western Teachings!” Tongtian turns around and slaps Dingguang Xian to death. “Sigh, the Immortal Slaying Sword Formation can only be broken by four sages? Yuanshi Tianzun is about to call in reinforcements and gang up on you four to one, and you're still setting up the formation like a fool?” Tongtian immediately grabs the Four Immortal-Slaying Swords and blocks the entrance to Jade Void Palace. “Hongjun, that old bastard, is feeding you Saint-Slaying Pills so he can lead you around like dogs!” Tongtian promptly gives up his sagehood and starts cultivating anew to become a Primordial Great Sovereign! Until one day, Tongtian leads ten thousand immortals in smashing the Zixiao Palace, tramples Hongjun underfoot, then turns and bows respectfully to Lin Changsheng. “We owe it all to the deputy sect leader for showing us the way!” Lin Changsheng is dumbfounded. “I sleep in my cave every day. How did I become one of the biggest shots in the Primordial World? This isn't how the story is supposed to go!”