Great Ming: Zhu Yuanzhang Discovered My Pokemon

After transmigrating to the third year of Hongwu, Chen Xiang had no money to his name, only a Pokemon Store System from Arceus. The store was absolutely safe, its items strictly official, and the way to obtain Pokemon was… gacha. A guaranteed pull at ninety draws. “Old Zhu, you’re only thirty pulls in. Why are you panicking?” “I spent six hundred taels of silver and all I got was a pile of Potions and a lousy fish! You call that a legendary Pokemon?!” “That’s a Magikarp. It evolves into Gyarados, the kind that can fly.” “…Really?” “I’d be a dog if I were lying.” Before Zhu Yuanzhang could train his Gyarados, a rift in time and space opened… Zhu Di of the Yongle era looked at his Garchomp, then at his father’s Magikarp, and fell silent. Li Shimin of the Zhenguan era rode Groudon as it flattened a Turkic encampment, then posted on Pokedex TikTok: [The Treaty of the Wei River? Never happened.] As Emperor Qin Shi Huang fondled the Rayquaza beside him, he asked, “Those elixirs of immortality I took… were they all poison?” Liu Bang laughed heartily in the comments. “Old Zhu, you and I are both commoners who started from nothing!” Zhu Yuanzhang replied, “I have a dragon. What about you?” Liu Bang: “I have a Dragonite.” Zhu Yuanzhang: “…” The emperors of six dynasties gathered on Pokedex TikTok, as legendary Pokemon descended upon the land of Huaxia.