Tumubao God of War? No, It's Poisonous Milk

On the eve of the Tumu Fort Incident, Lin Gou'an, the master of the Ming Dynasty, transformed into a horse-feeding eunuch in the Royal Horse Supervisor. He knew full well what tragedy the Ming Dynasty would experience after July 17, but as a modern Gou King, he firmly believed that "history is irreversible, and life is the most important thing." He just wanted to find an excuse to sneak back to Beijing before August 15th, and then quietly watch Shaobao's highlight moments. However, from the first day of time travel, he spread the rumor that "the prince and his father-in-law are in conflict with His Majesty's personal expedition" in order to "retire due to illness", deliberately frightened the horse in order to "break his leg" but accidentally saved Kuang Ye, and resold military rations in order to "be demoted for corruption" but accidentally stabilized the logistics... After a life-saving operation that was as fierce as a tiger's, Lin Gouan discovered in horror: Wang Zhen began to ask him for fortune telling, Zhu Qizhen thought he was a lucky general, and Wala's scout got lost inexplicably and stepped on the animal trap he dug... History, it seems distorted? ! "Wait! Your Majesty! I'm just a loser who wants to survive! I really don't want to be defeated first!" Looking at the battlefield that he had inadvertently turned upside down, Lin Goan let out a desperate cry.