Conquer the Nine Realms Starting from the New Hero

"A scrawled adventure story." "What a bad name." "About me having a goddess to assist me, a goddess who loses control at critical moments." "That was an accident!" "Traveling through mountains and rivers, learning thousands of skills." "None of them work." "And in short, after omitting a lot of things, I have reached the top of my life." "..." "You should say something." "Are you sure this isn't toilet paper?" "What's wrong with the toilet paper!"