Post-Apocalyptic America: From the Start, I Save Scarlett

[Daily Intel 1: A guest's lost gold Rolex is in the trash can beside the Hilton Hotel]

[Daily Intel 2: Gang members in the South District are planning a shootout today. Avoid the area.]

[Daily Intel 3: A lottery jackpot worth 1.6 billion dollars is about to be drawn. The winning numbers are ******]

[Daily Intel (Special): A genetic virus developed by the Madison Laboratory has mutated. A zombie crisis will break out in three days. Prepare accordingly.]

???

What? A zombie crisis?

Damn it, I just won the lottery and haven't even had a chance to enjoy it! And now you're throwing a zombie crisis at me?

Forget it, let the world end!

Wait, I forgot. I've got a cheat ability, after all. I was just kidding!

I absolutely love this crisis!