I Wanted to Be a Salted Fish but Was Criticized by My Colleagues and Became the First Assistant.

"I wanted to be a salted fish but was criticized by my colleagues and turned into the first assistant", also known as "The court owes me half a year's overtime pay" [Funny through the book] Enjoyable articles in the ancient workplace When I woke up, I was lying in the coffin, crying loudly outside. I:? ? ? I'm not dead! Let me out! The coffin lid was lifted, and three faces stared at me: "Junior brother, are you still alive?" (Serious face) "It's a fake corpse, write it down!" (With a smile on his face) "Alive or dead? Let me stab you with my sword." (Cold face + sword tip) My first sentence: "Does this shitty place have weekend breaks?" From then on, there was a strange censor in the Yan Dynasty. The emperor went to court and asked, "Su Aiqing, what do you think?" Me: "I stand and watch." The boss laughed: "Interesting, promotion!" Me:? ? ? I just want to lie down! So I started to commit suicide... Half a year later, I stood at the door of the Shouxingfu Mansion, looking up to the sky and sighing: "Jesus Christ, I just want to get fired!" The novel "I want to be a salty fish but my co-workers are criticized and become the first assistant", I laugh until I crow every day!