I'm 40, and Cristiano Ronaldo Wants Me to Go Pro

At 40, sports journalist Kong Dazhe unexpectedly became bound to the Veteran Footballer System while interviewing soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Playing the Age Card]: In one-on-one situations, the opponent’s attributes drop by 50%. Activates only when Kong is at least 20 years older than his opponent. (Come on, kid, I’m an old man with bones like kindling. Cut me some slack!)

[Strong in His Old Age]: Raises all of Kong’s attributes by 50 points. Activates only when there is a teammate aged 40 or older on the pitch. (Forty is the perfect age to play soccer!)

With these two starting skills, Kong, an amateur with no professional background, actually became a pro!

World-famous journalist Fabrizio Romano called it “the craziest, most outrageous transfer in the world”!

“Chinese player Kong Dazhe joins Al Nassr! Here we go!”

As he grew older and gained more skills, this “old man” of soccer completely changed people’s understanding of what an aging athlete could do.

At 41, Luka Modric said that thanks to Kong, he could keep playing for another two years.

At 47, Swedish striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic learned about Kong’s exploits and started loudly insisting he wanted to come out of retirement and join AC Milan. He kept shouting something like, “Zlatan will never grow old…”

Cristiano Ronaldo, who retired after reaching the thousand-goal milestone, recalled years later: “The first time I met Kong, I knew he could do it. If I could, I’d come out of retirement and play for a few more years too…”

Even FIFA went wild reposting the news:

“58-year-old Kong Dazhe announces contract extension with AC Milan. New deal runs through 2046”…

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